背单词的悲欢离合.......
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  • 少壮不努力,老大背单词。春眠不觉晓,醒来背单词。举头望明月,低头背单词。红星闪闪亮,照我背单词。生当作人杰,死亦背单词。商女不知亡国恨,一天到晚背单词。夜夜思君不见君,原来君在背单词。定西亲友如相问,就说我在背单词。垂死病中惊坐起,今天还没背单词!!!



    Little Albert came home from school with a new English dictionary under his arm .'its a prize ,mother ,"he said .
    "a prize ?what for ,dear ?"
    "for natural history .teacher asked us how many legs a penguin has and I said three ."
    "but a penguin has only two legs "
    "I know it now ,but all the pupils said four ,I was the closest ,so I was awarded the dictionary ."